Positions: SS, P
Years played: 4
Elliot is a hilarious human being. Really fast, really athletic, and really really ridiculously good looking. You see him making smooth plays on the infield and would have no idea that he slammed almost a dozen brews the night before and probably slept 2-3 hours if he was lucky. He's a gamer. Also, ask him about his day-job, it's the job that everyone else on the team is at least a little bit jealous of.